打屁股可增強記憶力

今天突然在网站上看见一个很经典的东西，拿来和大家分享一下！

據瑞士盧塞恩心理學研究學院的專家發現，一批本來成績平平的大學生，在實驗中被重打屁股後，記憶力突然大增，考試成績突飛猛進。香港《太陽報》報導，瑞士研究員對一百五十名自願接受測試的大學生進行研究，發現他們的屁股雖然受了一點皮肉之苦，但記憶力竟然平均大增了卅八％。從前考試測驗中只能勉強合格的大學生，在屁股被人重重拍打後，成績都大幅改善。

心理學家海因斯表示，他們發現當人被打屁股時，其腎上腺素分泌會大幅上升,用以減低痛楚而分泌的內啡，一旦跟腎上腺素混合，將會有效打通一個人從前沒有充分利用的神經途徑，進而有助ＩＱ的提升，因此一向成績平平的學生，屁股被打得皮開肉裂後竟突然開竅。大學生洛倫茨則說：「我沒有足夠金錢，尤其是在大考期間。雖然我在考試時痛得不能坐下，但這卻非常值得。因為屁股挨打令我保住了獎學金。」研究人員進行這次研究旨在研究為何近年的學生考試成績不斷退步。他們最後發現原來禁止體罰，例如打屁股竟然與學業成績有如此微妙的關係。

哈哈，虽然有点不可思议，但是研究已经证明了。所以下次你们屁股被我打，也是为了你们好！

18 feb

Jz now watched movie wth ch, sp, xuan. after

considering for whole day, we decided to watch EDEN LAke...which is a horror movie.Normally watching horror movie is ok for me...anyway, after suffering for hours inside the cinema.Now having nightmare with the horror scene in the movie.
StupID, WOrst, Idiot Ending, as we all were saying What THE *&^&5 after finish watching. All main character, hero, heroin all died, except the killer.what the hack??? We was all like paying to torture ourself for about 1 and half hours.
The scene where the ppl put the knife in the hero's mouth to cut off the tongue, when the heroin hv to cut her own foot to take out the sharp things stuck inside, Alamak...i jz cant take them out of my mind, and they were keep repeating.
We were having our food in sakae sushi , luckily b4 we watch the movie.Had a great meal jz now anyway, i still feel hungry.

okla...hv to go back to sleep. Friday will be my offday!!! Yippi...

情人节

一个很悲惨的情人节。。。七早八早就要爬起来，起来做么？做工啦！。。。你以为我那么好命还有得dating啊？到了店，今天来了一大堆他妈的情人。
下午还以为可以偷跑除去透透气。店关了之后，随之一大堆做不完的工作等着我。首先是要把整间店用气球布置。重点来了，那个充气球的机器临时发生故障。结果残忍的老板，要我们一人吹50粒，那边包括我四个员工，一人吹五十粒，刚好两百。我吹到半死，才settle一粒，可是又讲我吹的太小，不能用。然后要排桌子，两个两个这样，然后用ribben梆了百多个menu, then用花瓣decorate桌子，放table runner,then点烛光晚餐，插加布置table number,折napkin,set table.
晚上，更是悲惨，有最少80对情人来餐厅吃，还没有算那些一家人来的。比thaipusam做时更加悲惨。最没有脑的是，全部挤在同一个时间来。一次吃最少要花百多，可是他们还愿意排队排到门外去、、、alamak...
最好笑是一个个男的先把花，还是礼物先交给我们，然后等吃完再由我们送出去。你们还有没有其他新鲜一点的东西做？ 我们给跟你给还不是一样，而且我们忙到像鬼这样，都没有空了。。偏偏这种臭酸的招术他们就是用不sien...那整个晚上，送链给情侣的我已经看了N次，还是laconic的牌字。。花更不用讲，那种上面bearbear到完的,搞什么浪漫,送给人摆在家，丢又不是，不丢又不是,而且每个情侣手上都包着同样的花。
当晚，我差不多看到每个waiter都被骂。不是被老板骂，是被customer骂。连hx，erfan,老板也被骂。他们全部插队的，老板看到有位，就叫我带他们去坐，可是全部都讲自己先到，然后开始骂lo...讲说reserve 了，等了那么久还没有位坐.有些大骂讲order了，等了45minute食物才出。你他x的，你没有眼睛看全部full啊？排了50多个桌子还是满那你要我怎么做？我又不是老板。不爽你出去啦！我有拿枪逼你来吗？

还有的,两个男生一起来，有的couple一起来吃，还相骂
女的 ：我真的不相信他是这样的人！！
男的 ：你要我讲几次，我真的亲眼看到他blablabla...
女的 ：为什么你每次都是这样的！！！我跟你讲*&^*&^&^%^
之后，两个人同时在吵，我收完盘就赶快走人。。。

还有一个很cute很cute的男生，带他女朋友来吃，从表面看起来，最多form 4.经过我take order过后，他叫了一set算便宜的，rm69.90...
然后我问：一set就够了？(因为一个set只够一个人吃，而且可能还不会饱〕
他 ：请问一个set是不是给两个人吃的？
我 ： 只够一个人吃的。
他 ： 蛤？ （然后算了算钱。。。〕 那么这个是什么（指着最便宜的〕
我 ： 这个是虾的spagheti...(他真的很可怜啦！！〕
他 ：（摇摇头，女朋友不吃，〕那么给我RM69。90的两set...

今天先写到这里，不好意思，当天因为还有人吃了坐着不走，最后我一点才回家。那么浪漫的日子，却得逼我留下阴影的一天。

Napkin

NaPkIn

in my restaurant

This wan abit look like paradise flower ...but when fold, mz hv certain technic so that the flower can be 'opened' up nicely.(My captain fold wan) nice leh...

The napkin showed on my right , is like fan style lo, but there are ways to fold so that the 'fan' can 'stand' very stable.Wind blow also canot fall down .

The napkin on my left used mostly on wine glass.Its called " candle style" napkin.Mostly we fold this kind of napkin when ppl having candle light dinner.

Haha... the napkin look lik the hat of king . Sadly, i still dont know how to fold this.One day must ask captain to teach.

This look almost alike as the " fan style"..but actually, its much smaller and the way of folding is totally different. Ini China style la..

This type is the easiest to fold. Fast and easy to put .We use it in dinner everyday .Because of that, i have to fold alot everyday.

This wan also use in wine glass... candle +flower style..haha

The wan on my right,is banana style...haha.. nola...jz joking.Dont u feel it looks like banana? We fold this type of napkin when ppl make reservation in restaurant...i like this wan.look elegant

This was the few ways of folding napkin so far i hv seen in my restaurant.for more information, can call me to teach...HAHA..

Thaipusam

A bad day i hd in my life,erm...mayb is the worst. So far since i started to work, the 1st time i hv been scolded by customer, sampai mau see the manager to complain about me! Summore not by A customer, is A LOT of customer...haih...xian also kena scold by boss summore, pity her la...even not her fault.The customer la, an indian guy, ordered a beer, but jz 5 second!!!!!! i din hiperbola, the INdians Run without paying bill along wth the glass...What the hack!!! tHis kind of ppl can go to hell la!!! glass also wan to steel...Dog also wont steel glass la....u even worst then a dog...

To avoid more customer run away( cz too many customer...really canot control...summore all same face), the boss set a law: every customer mz pay the bill even the food haven came out.
Because of that stupid rule.... i get scold lik hell... summore, the bill of food and drinks must be separate.below are different kind of reaction by the customer, after i gav them bill b4 they eat.
customer A :U scare i wll run izit? u tho i no money to pay izit? what do u mean?(after that the

2 customer stand up and say ...i dun wan eat d)
customer B : U din see I haven get the food are? Cant U gv the bil after i finish?
customer C : What kind of restaurant is this? HAr? Must pay b4 eat ?

and many many more..haih...got 1 customer even cham... i was busy that time, and she just wait not even more then 2 minutes, she come and scold me. Say i purposely dun wan to serve her because i look down on her. Because she just wear a tshirt, look like a poor person... and bla bla bla....I already say sory many many times non stop d, even hooi xian also come and say sory to her....still insist wan see manager...
What the $%$^$^%... 2 minute also canot wait izit? Canot wait till i finish key in computer? Run la Run la...dunwan eat suak la...paling paling i find ode work... no work i cant die pun...

I work at 10 am ...due to the thaipusam, the road has been block and i hv to walk for 15 minutes to reach the restaurant... i serve for a long long time ...but everytime i look at my watch, just 1 hour passed...

Until 7 pm... even i felt veli hungry, i cant even stop down for 1 minute. Want go toilet also must queue up for long time...
8pm... my leg super super pain...already stand for 10 hours. Yet the customer stil come non stop, summore ask me to get them chair la...this la that la, no place also must nge nge find place for them to sit.the boss also pek cek d, opek scold all the workers.Customer seok seok ask me to take order a plate of french fries, then i must
1st :key in computer
2nd : get the food and also the bill to ask them pay
3rd :give them fork and spoon
4th : bring them tomato sauce, chili sauce, tartar sauce, tissue paper
5th: take the bill back put on the counter

after all settle, the customer will say again, i wan wat wat wat food...Damn la!!! canot 1 time say all hor...nid at least take order 4-5 times only they satisfies...then, i hv to repeat everyting from step 1.

9pm... the situation even worst...if like yesterday, the restaurant open until 5am...than i ma die~now...even key in the order in the computer also hav to queue up, waiting for other waiter to key in.( only 2 computers)

10pm... alamak...no stop at all...i tink the celebration of thaipusam outside just finish, so all indians veli hungry
11 pm...now...hungry also bcum no feeling d
12 am...Sudenly so proud of myself..can tahan so long. Anyway, the boss cheated on us, she told us that 12 am can close restaurant d...but she dun care , as long as got customer come in, just serv. But there are stil alot of customer...if lik that really canot back d.Anyway, i just thing a way to give customer bill without getting scold ...when they ask y lik tat? then just say :
sory, my boss force me to do that, i also dun wan eh"then show a veli pity face to them....haha
then they wll hv nth to say. but when i thought this idea.... its too late la...already kena scold whole day.
1am... really feel angry... say what 12 am close restaurant!! bull shit la!!! no eyes to see what time now izit? or ur 12 am means tml eh 12 am?U tho all worker are machine?
1.15 am...finally, less customer come in, and boss say can close restaurant d.
1.30 am...altho the restaurant close already, but still many customer tho they in their own home...slowly talk and dunwan to back
1.41 am...me and hooi xian bo chap d...back home 1st...the cashier wll wait until the customer go back
2.00am ... walk for 15 minutes to hooi xian's car...she park at mount. erkine...so so so far...
finnaly....reach home...a terrible day...

The day before thaipusam...7 feb

A super super busy day... the restaurant was crowded by indians . They eat and drink lik all the food in the restaurant is free.

Due to tomorrow's celebration of Thaipusam, (restaurant is just opposite the kuil) all the road has been blocked.
A good chance for my boss to"kill" all customer by double up all the price of food...once the customer sit in the restaurant... i was "force' to serve them a small plate of peanuts and crackers which the original price is just less them 50 cent. However, they were charge Rm6 for peanuts and crackers!!!Even a glass of skyjuice cost 50 cent... Pity them la... just sit down and haven ordered anyting, they hv to pay Rm 6 .

During the afternoon, there were not as much customer as we though, and me and hooi xian were eating some indian famous crackers bought by a customer to all the staff, the red and yellow colour food on the plate is a kind of famous kuih made by pure cow milk.Anyway, we just sat for few minutes and new customer come again.outside there, like PASar petang, a long row of stalls selling food, toys, CD, balloons, sari, cloth, and all little little stuff. Almost all of the worker in my restaurant , went out and play.But me and hooi xian lazy to walk, so just stay in the restaurant.Babu, dish washer , bought a silver sun glasses for Rm 12 after "SHOPPING " for half an hour.This followed up by Erfan, a waiter , he also go and buy another brown sun glasses.haha. He look damn cool with that glasses wei!!Then , huzaini, the chef, bought 2 cap ( a cap with fan and sun glases on it). cost him Rm 7 each. eleano ,the cashier, also bought 1... because the cap really look cute, and good for outdoor function ( because we can wear it when the weather is hot).

What so funny is... the chef in my restaurant, also ran out shopping in the Pasar petang!!!Summore there are stil customer ordered chicken chop in the restaurant.Then, she waited for so long but the food haven came out. So i managed to check in the kitchen. And so shock that, there were totally no ppl in the kitchen...What the hack!...how am i going to tell all the customer.

And at that time, BAbu, just came back from 'shopping'. He was force to cook as all the 3 chef ran away... =.=!! swt .haha... i wonder that chicken can eat onot...anyway, better then nothing to serve to the customer, right?

Evening time, i work as a 'money collecter' for the toilet in my restaurant.If u all thought the job was so easy... then u are so dead wrong!!! those indians come in a group , and most are reluctant to pay.They were so fierce and all anggap me negligible... Some say forgot to bring money la....some kesi kesi sambil hear phone then pretended that they din see me...
Some even scolded me for charging so much. What the hack?
You say charge so much then no need come in lo,did i force you to go in? Most of the time, i just close my eye and let them to go in lo... But the problem is, the cashier beside me saw i din collect the money then will scold me ar. After tahan for about an hour... i prefer to serve food rather then collect money.


But ... there are really too little waiter who worked there... I just pass few table, and the customer request for tissue la, tartar sauce la, plate la, take order la, fork la,....How am i able to rmb all those stupid things?

Sommore, almost 80% of the customer smoke .I might get lung cancer because of that.And we serve beer, wine more then food, summore have to open and pour for them.After take order, have to key in computer according to table number,then take the food,give bil, then take fork, spoon and knife ,serve the sauce,serve beverage, collect the plate, clear table...this and that...



my leg start to pain when reach the dinner time...When my foot touch the floor,i feel that there are knife cut into my leg. hooi xian say: my leg become not my leg d . We tahan until 12.30... there were totally no sign showing that the crowd of customer become less. On the other hand, more and more indian groups visiting out restaurant. All drink alcohols like drink water.Finally , the boss said tat both of us can leave...but tml, must reach b4 10 am. When i go out... outside stil full of ppl, waiting for tomorrow's New Year for indian.



The picture showing the situation right outside my restarant during 12.35 am ...Its quite blur, but as u can see, the road is full of people.There were even ppl sleep outside the road.


1st time work for 14 hours ...at first ,me and xian plan to have a walk . However, we both feel really tired .The boss is too cruel ...That day, the restaurant open until 5 am